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You know you're an
 OLD  FART  when....
.....you get your official
Welcome Wagon letter from the AARP congratulating you for surviving and making it to age 50.

But seriously, being an old fart, or an old biddie, doesn't have anything to do with a persons age, it is a state of mind. So whether you are an official old fart, an old fart "gonna be"(49 and under) or a Lil' Pooter (Cuz' you ain't allowed to say fart yet), or maybe you consider yourself a Classic Senior Citizen, a Respected Retired Elderly Pensioner, possibly even a Proper and Prim Grandparent, or just maybe you're really an Over the Hill Oldster, a Moldy Oldie, Fuddy Duddy, a Crabby, Grouchy, Cranky, Sarcastic, Sassy, Sexy (but Sexless), Aged, Ancient, Crusty, Old Poot or Dryed-Up Ole' Geezer, who may even be a Gramps or Grandma, PawPaw or just a Good Ole' Granny, well,  you are going to 
L O V E
 this website.

So how did this all
 happen???????????
Several of us olde farts were sitting around complaining about getting old. At first, it was legitimate complaints. Aches, pains, depression and the such. But then we started telling Old Fart jokes. Like ...ah... Of all the things I miss the most, I miss my mind.   And...You know your an Old Fart when......  It was one joke after another. We Laughed so hard  we were glad we had our Depends on. And soon we began to feel better, our attitudes changed, and we realized we were scrappy olde survivors. Very SCRAPPY, SACASTIC, SASSY SENIOR SURIVORS!!! And that there was nothing wrong with your north going gray and the rest of you heading south. Infact, we should wear these things like badges of honor and courage. Because we EARNED every ache, every pain, every gray hair and wrinkle. We then began to think that there are other Olde Farts out there, somewhere! Feeling blue, and not because they just blued their gray. Maybe they are alone, or just feeling all alone. Sad or suffering, for what ever reason. We decided right there and then, that we would try and be a shining beacon, a sunny, warming light to brighten an Olde Farts day. To offer humor, understanding and help , whenever we can. Thus, we became OLDE-FARTS.com.



OLDE FARTS CHAT

 EDWINA
 SEZ'
is our monthly  advice column by our glorious and witty (and crusty) SAGE of the Olde Farts, EDWINA FRICK. She is a sassy old fart who has an opinion about 
EVERYTHING
 and LOVES to
"Tell it like it is".

And she never puts up with any whining.
 
Her NEVERENDING
 bits of advice has the ability to take any ROTTEN DISASTER and make you BELIEVE you're smellin' ROSES. Do yourself a favor and check her out. She's a real HOOT!
Click EDWINA SEZ...
to find out what she is up to.

 to the Olde Farts Family is...
PINKIE'S ELVIS PAGES
She is a lil' bit crazy, and hopelessly in love with ELVIS

Please visit us often, cuz' there is always gonna to be somethin' new to see!!!




OLDE-FARTS.COM  

Our articles and jokes change.
 So visit us often!!! 



We here at OLDE-FARTS.COM are inviting you to be a part of our 
JOKES and FUN PAGES 
and our
YOU KNOW YOUR AN OLD FART WHEN.... page
  If you have any ideas, suggestions, stories, articles, humorous pictures or jokes please sent them to us, for consideration, for publication to this website.
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